Here's a question for you all - do you ever find yourself wondering why you DON'T get the urge to shag the living daylights out of someone you're pretty sure meets all of your desirable qualifications?
I was thinking about this today while watching a Smiths/Morrissey marathon on VH2. In theory, I should want to smother Moz in cruelty-free foodstuffs and lick them off; he meets all my usual requirements. He's handsome, he's almost always well-dressed, he's talented, witty, good with words...you name it. OK, being as I'm female, I wouldn't expect much return of interest, but when has that ever been a problem when we're talking about drooling over unattainable people?
But much as I find Morrissey insanely cool, and despite being a huge fan of his, he manages to escape my more biological intentions.
Has anyone else here found themselves wondering similar things, and if so, who and why?